Yes, the Fuzzy Prick really is a cocktail. It’s also a great way to insult a guy while pretending to be hospitable. Like, if you’re buying the first round, you guess what everyone wants, and when you get to the guy you don’t like, you say, “And you – Fuzzy Prick?” And he gets all flustered and angry, and you blink innocently and say, “It’s a Fuzzy Navel with pineapple juice instead of orange. Have you never had one? Oh, you’re missing out!”
Or something like that.
The Fuzzy Prick is also one of the simplest drinks you can make. You don’t even have to strain the ice out when you pour.
The Fuzzy Prick
- 2 ounces peach schnapps
- 4 ounces pineapple juice
Shake everything together with ice and pour into a highball glass.
Because the Fuzzy Prick is definitely sweet and fruity, serve it with salty snacks like nuts or bacon-wrapped scallops. For a meal, marinate and grill something in spicy pineapple teriyaki.
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Updated: November 26, 2010
Copyright: February 27, 2010
